Wednesday, 20 August 2014

CONVOCATION DAY

We all wore our colourful convocation gowns, headed to the hall for convocation lecture and all the stuff they supposedly do on such occasions. After all the formalities we step out of the hall in style and a sense of fulfillment as the freshest graduates in town [4 years no be beans jor] to the admiration of family and friends who can’t wait to share in the joy. ‘Congrats oh, we thank God, it is finally over, the four years paid off [that one na private school parole oh]. Just then, cameras start to flash as grandaunts pose for pictures with family, friends and well-wishers [some people bring their kinsmen and masquerades even]

In a country like Nigeria, you really should be crying on your convocation day. Yes! NYSC is just a way of sugar coating your recent unemployed status, [I dey tell you]. I was one of the lucky ones that served in a private firm in Lagos and was paid well [25k oh LOL]. I respect those who served in villages, even towns of less developed states in the country, where they get paid two thousand naira a month. Still can’t believe people are expected to live on 2k for 30days [sad]. The so called ‘accommodation’ they provide is nothing to write home about. Well, food might be cheap but then, na suffer be that oh [Now Your Suffering Continues]

Anyway that’s by the way… let me share some secrets no one told me when I was still in school. If I knew all these things I’m about to share with you back then, I’m quite certain I would be better off than where I am today. No point crying over spilt milk so I refuse to be bothered. [Smiles]

1.                 I.T/ SIWES: is very important. It may not be a part of your curriculum quite alright (like it was not part of mine) as long as the school will give you the letter when you ask, do it! That is how you begin to gather work experience.

2.                 DO VOLUNTEER JOBS: do not expect to get paid for this. Some companies/ organizations might pay but it will be chicken change. That is not why we are here though. The koko be say, you dey work dey establish connections/relations with potential employers. That’s what the White man calls ‘Networking’. This also applies to I.T/SIWES. If you do your work well, don’t you think they will call you to come and work with them later or do you think they’ll trash your CV when you drop it with them after graduation? Of course they will consider you since you have not just work experience but with them.

3.                 LEARN A TRADE: do not look at it like ‘ahn ahn! How will I be an apprentice when I’m an undergraduate, I’m educated gbo gbo eh…’ You go tire oh! By the time you graduate and start walking up and down the streets submitting CV’s and your shoes starts to get thirsty and hungry, you go sabi say to go school no mean say work full ground just like that. At least the first few months after graduation, if work no click omo you start a business which brings us to the next point.

4.                 START A BUSINESS: “…do not despise the days of little beginning…” it might be to sell water, airtime, provision, etc. in the hostel. Just do something. Learn to be an entrepreneur. Put your skills to use. Ehen if you know how to make hair sef, it’s good. We girls love to look good. Make us look good, and make plenty money. Abi no be so?

I don tire jare. I am saying this out of experience. I am done with school and no work. Na now I start to dey learn trade. Well, nothing spoil. I can’t begin to dwell in the ‘had I known’ era. I go just tey for ground.

Do not misunderstand me oh. There are jobs in Nigeria but na who you sabi movement we dey so. And who you sabi must sabi another person. So all this merry go round waka dey tire person. I actually do believe that if you at least do 2 or 3 of the points I mentioned, you will be better off than your peers.

May God help us all. AMEN!  

                                                                     Chinenye Nwuba 
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